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In Pizza Crimes

I’m the criminal


And I have no remorse

by DGentPR

36 Comments

  3. keysyo

    This isn’t just a pizza crime, it’s pizza sociopathy

  5. geezeslice333

    Federal offense. Life sentence without the possibility of parole.

  7. Phantomofthefjord

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    This should be you

  8. Celestial_Hart

    Nah straight to jail. Not even a shred of doubt.

  10. ThePizza_Guru

    It’s 2am for me and I have no hope of sleeping now I’ve seen that

  11. whoocaresnotme

    I want you jailed and for a long time lol

  12. Deathstar-TV

    I actually think this would taste pretty good… but this is still diabolical lmao

  14. Jumpy-Impact3265

    you *monster* – guilty of crimes against pizza

  15. Maximus_Prime_96

    Jail isn’t enough for this. Off to the gallows!

  17. Silvawuff

    I don’t think jail will work for this one. Send them to Camp Green Lake to dig holes.

  18. Electronic-Bear2030

    On the official “Cheese Pizza Day”??? You sir are a cad!!!

  19. MarkEsmiths

    Lost your way a little. American cheese has my nose flared a little but otherwise I’m OK.

  20. RealAbbreviations111

    Must’ve blacked out and put stuff on your pizza cause, woah lol

  21. PetersonTom1955

    That looks like prison food, so the title checks out.

  22. AdministrationThen90

    It’s still better than a Hawaiian 

  24. greenbeforeblue

    I’m a little lenient on pizza crimes, but American corporate processed cheese with ketchup and mayonnaise is an absolute no. You should be ashamed ✌️

  26. ShopUCW

    We’re going to ignore the Geneva Suggestions upon sentencing.

    👩🏻‍⚖️

  31. RedSquaree

    every time I write a rhyme, these people think it’s a crime to tell ’em what’s on my mind.

  36. trexgiraffehybrid

    Based on the diameter I think that must be Kewpie mayo.